Artifacts, Not Artifeelings

Goodr PHG

Extra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why'd it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PHGs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesn’t care. She wants Artifacts, Not Artifeelings. (SAME. Excavators are our motivators.)

Specs

• We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
• Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.